While driving Crooked Hillary to the pharmacy today having 10 of her prescriptions refilled, a police officer pulled me over and cited me with a carpool lane violation. I tried to weasel my way out of the ticket by saying Crooked Hillary should count as the other person, however, the officer said "even if she was alive, she isn't human and I would have to give you a ticket anyway".

The good news was he appreciated my 1981 Toyota Corolla that that has a hemi-head engine. I'm the original owner and my classic has over 230,000 miles on it. There isn't a car in the universe I would trade even up for my baby.

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